Hope Your New Neighbors Aren't Serial Killers New Home Gift Candle Sweatshirts Introducing the "Read In Peace"

Introducing the "Read In Peace" statement t-shirt - the ultimate book lover's dream

The sweatshirt proudly displays the phrase "Down To Earth But Above Your BS" in a bold

With its cheeky "If My Kids Say Something Inappropriate They Learned It From Their Father" print

The gift for the friend who laughs at her own spiral

and the kitchen dance floor is officially open for business

Hope Your New Neighbors Aren't Serial Killers New Home Gift Candle Sweatshirts Introducing the "Read In Peace"Hope your new neighbors aren't serial killers the new home gift candle that says congratulations on the house and also, Googled the crime statistics for you, just in case. This funny new home candle is the housewarming gift that covers both the joy of the move and the very valid questions about who lives next door. Who this is for: The new homeowner who deserves a funny housewarming gift Anyone looking for a new home candle that earns the laugh